i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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