Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
She even gives head with a lisp.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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