let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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