Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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