we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
