So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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