She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
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