ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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