covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I just googled if crying burns calories
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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