i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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