Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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