North Korea, Best Korea!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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