Your tits are I can't wait for
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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