Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
