I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Terrible idea I love it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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