and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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