can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Randomize
