That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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