I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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