You just made me feel so damn special
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
No subtext here. People are naked.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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