I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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