i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
did you get engaged???
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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