i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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