I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
did you just send me my own nude
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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