so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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