Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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