i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I'm like, not good at living.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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