This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You need Xanax blowdarts
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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