I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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