the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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