There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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