Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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