I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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