But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
