You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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