good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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