so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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