sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Randomize
