Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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