is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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