this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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