I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I was just told Iām pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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