Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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