belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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