im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
