Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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