Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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