yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
