Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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