that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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